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Brendan had spent a week visiting his family in Kentucky. His sister-in-law and seven-year-old nephew went with him whe…

A doctor finally saw his elderly patient after a month of trying to contact him. The doctor said: “I see you’re over a …

An elderly Italian man living alone wanted to plant his small annual tomato plot but the ground was too hard and he cou…

A very cranky old woman was arrested for shoplifting at a grocery store. She gave everyone a hard time, from the store …

1 Jewel Heist Despite having DNA evidence of the suspect, German police could not prosecute a $6.8 million jewel heist …

It’s a beautiful warm day and a man and his wife are at the Zoo. She’s wearing a cute loose-fitting, pink spring dress,…

A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice: “Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall…

A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow’s final exam. ‘Now class, I won’t tolerate any excuses for you not bein…

A group of monkeys decide to go on a fast one day. “Before we begin, I think we should keep the food with which we’ll b…

An elderly couple were in church. The wife leaned over and whispered to her husband, “I just let out a long silent fart…

The dentist pulls out a Novocain needle to give the man a shot, so he can extract the man’s tooth. ‘No way! No needles.…

I was fed up of everything the other day, so I showed my girlfriend the door.She said, "With a couple of extra bev…

One night the 96 year old draws a bath, puts his foot in and pauses. He yells down the stairs, “Was I getting in or out…

Two beggars live in a forest, near a city. Naturally they are enemies, because they are in the same profession and in c…

The Frogs were tired of governing themselves. They had so much freedom that it had spoiled them, and they did nothing b…

A Hindu saint who was visiting river Ganges to take bath found a group of family members on the banks, shouting in ange…

Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a romantic winter vacation. When they get to the cabin, the guy goes out to…