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The teacher was teaching the kids about starvation. Being a good teacher,she decided to call on selected students to dr…

A band director was having a lot of trouble with one of his drummers. He talked and talked and talked with the drummer,…

A man scolded his son for being so unruly and the child rebelled against his father. He got some of his clothes, his te…

A radical feminist is getting on a bus when, just in front of her, a man gets up from his seat. She thinks to herself, …

Three women were sitting around throwing back a few drinks and talking about their love lives. One woman said, “I call …

Two little squirrels were walking along in the forest. The first one spied a nut and cried out, “Oh, look! A nut!” The …

Two hunters, Paul and Kurt, were in a lodge, making small talk. Paul asked Kurt, “So, what do you hunt?” Kurt answered,…

A guy walks into a shoe store and asks for a pair of size 8 tie shoes. The salesman says, “But, sir, I can see from up …

The young man says to his date, “I really like the perfume you’re wearing. What’s it called?” The young lady looks puzz…

Three elderly gentlemen were talking about what their grandchildren would be saying about them in fifty years’ time. Th…

The Mexican Maid asked for a pay rise. The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise. S…

A couple of tourists were dining at a fine restaurant in Paris. After waiting for an hour, the husband finally was able…

A doctor just finishes his check-up with a man. Dr: I’ve got good new and bad news. Which do you want to hear first? Pa…

A salesman was trying to talk a farmer into buying a bicycle, but was meeting with considerable sales resistance. “Shuc…

A little boy fellow came in from playing in the yard, covered from head to toe in dirt, and asked his mother, “Who am I…

A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally b…

Three rats are sitting at the bar talking, bragging about their bravery and toughness. The first says, “I’m so tough, o…

A tornado hit a farmhouse just before dawn. It lifted the roof off, picked up the beds on which the farmer and his wife…

A man was driving down the road and ran out of gas. Just at that moment, a bee flew in his window. The bee said, “What …

Earl and Bubba, two boys from Dixie are quietly sitting in a boat fishing, chewing and drinking beer when suddenly Bubb…