ONLY JOOKES

Anne went away to college and promptly became an avid animal right activist. When she came home for the Holidays she no…

A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little boy finds an earthworm trying to get back in…

A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the middle of the road. He swerved to avoid hittin…

A blonde’s car gets a flat Tyre on the Interstate one day. So she eases it over onto the shoulder of the road. She care…

A pious man who had reached the age of 105 suddenly stopped going to church. Alarmed by the old fellow’s absence after …

A Tasmanian was washed up on a beach after a terrible shipwreck Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed up with him Loo…

After some time, Lois said “Darling, I have to confess something. Years ago, I had an affair with Superman. It was only…

The next day, the kids came back and one by one, began to tell their stories. But then the teacher realized that only K…

A old woman sought help from her doctor. “All my husband does is complain that I never want to have lovemaking with him…

A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. The Aussie shows off…

A bodybuilder takes off his shirt and starts flexing in front of a blonde woman. She exclaims “Wow, what a great chest …

A Guy walks into a bar and goes up to the bartender. Just as the bartender is about to ask the customer for his order h…

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, “If I'm going to die, I wa…

ked. “You just have to spell a word,” the angel replied. “That doesn’t sound bad, what word do I have to spell?” “Love.…

The man says: “I’m so tired from working, I wish I could get a day off.” The woman replies: “Don’t worry, I have a way …

Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. “Careful,” he said, “CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my gosh! You’re…

Two Blonde men were in the woods hunting. One looked at the other and said, “I’ve got to take a crap.” The other said, …

The wife served breakfast to the Husband. Along with that, she gave me a tablet also and said: “Take this Paracetamol a…

An elderly man in Miami calls his son in New York and says, “I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your …

John Sam and Abe, three retired friends,would get together every night, rain or shine, to play poker. It was a nice way…