ONLY JOOKES

A man is at work one day when he notices that his co-worker is wearing an earring. This man knows his co-worker to be a…

A young couple got married and the wife couldn't cook But they were still in the honeymoon phase, so the first nigh…

“I’d like to buy a horth” He says to the owner of the farm. “What sort of horse?” Said the owner. “A female horth” The …

“What happened?” The father asks. “Well, she asked me, ‘how much is 7 * 9?’ I answered ’63’ , then she asked, ‘and 9 * …

An Irishman is in the bar, drinking a pint of Guinness. A lady next To him says, “What a coincidence, I am having Guinn…

Little Jenny walked into the kitchen one day and looked up at her mother, who was busy cooking dinner. “Mommy, how old …

A sweet old lady is making lunch for her husband one day. She had been making him the same lunch for the past 40 years.…

He looks around, and takes a seat neat to a very attractive women. He gives her a quick glance, then causally looks at …

During a shortage of eligible men, a bear, a pig and a rabbit are called up for national service. While waiting for the…

So he goes to the computer and realizes that an engineer accidentally landed up in hell. He get’s on the phone to the D…

The French President is sitting in his office when his telephone rings. “Hallo!” a heavily accented voice said. “This i…

The auditor said, “Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, Which you explain by sayin…

A pilot and co-pilot were descending for an emergency landing at an airport which they had never been to before. Sudden…

Two drunks are walking along. One drunk says to the other, “What a beautiful night. Look at that moon!” The other drunk…

Once upon a time there was a poor but very brave man called Ali. He worked for Ammar, a rich old merchant. One winter’s…

Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question, “Johnny, if th…

A seven years old and a four years old kids are upstairs in their bedroom. “You know what?”, says the seven years old, …

A lady goes into the butcher shop and as she is walking around the store, she spies a beef tongue in the butcher's …

On the first day, his teacher asked, ‘What is your name?’ The boy replied, ‘Mohammad’. From now on your name is Harry a…

ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning? WITNESS: He said, ‘Where am I, Cathy?’ ATTORN…