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A university student wanted to sit next to one of his teachers at lunch. However, the teacher looked at the student wit…

A wife says, “Hey! Look at that funny guy who’s been drinking a lot.” The husband responds, “Who is he?” The wife answe…

An old man of about 70 years age went to the Bank to give his life certificate. The young cute lady was very nice and p…

Two men at a bus stop started a conversation. One of them keeps complaining of family problems. Finally, the other man …

It was a dark, stormy, night The Marine was on his first assignment, and it was guard duty. A General stepped out takin…

Once a drunk husband arrived late at his home, He rang the bell.. Wife : where have you been till this late, I am not g…

Q. There are 500 bricks on a plane, one falls off, how many left? A. 499 Q. What are the 3 simple steps of putting an e…

My neighbor was working in his yard when he was startled by a late model car that came crashing through his hedge and e…

A doctor remarked on his patients, ruddy complexion. “I know” the patient said “It’s high blood pressure, it’s from my …

A man from Ireland was on a bus tour of the United States. As the bus traveled for miles and miles through desert lands…

A doctor answers his phone and hears the familiar voice of a colleague on the other end of the line. ‘We need a fourth …

The teacher asked Little Johnny if he had any pets. Little Johnny replied, “Yes I have a pet cat and this morning befor…

A blonde was so upset about everyone always making fun of her being blonde that she decided to hang herself. A little w…

There’s a couple that has been dating for a while. As much as he wants to, she won’t sleep with him, because she’s savi…

Little Johnny was eating breakfast one morning. He got to thinking about things, and asked, “Mommy, why does Daddy have…

Two old men decide they are close to their last days and decide to have a last night on the town. After a few drinks, t…

An elderly woman called 911 on her cell phone to report that her car had been broken in to. She is hysterical as she ex…

Teacher: Kids, what does the chicken give you? Kids: Meat! Teacher: Very good! Now, what does the pig give you? Kids: B…

A woman comes home early, and finds her husband in bed with a girl. She is furious, threatens to kill them both the hus…