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A motorcycle police officer stops a driver for shooting through a red light The driver is a real bast..., steps out of …

Three men, one German, one Japanese and a Saudi Arabian were sitting naked in a sauna. Suddenly there was a loud beepin…

In the letter she explained that she had slept with two guys while he had been gone and she wanted to break up with him…

There was a football coach that had a player on his team who was a bit slow. The Headmaster told him that if the player…

When I was 13, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend with big melons. When I was 16, I got a girlfriend with b…

A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument a…

A husband went to the police station to file a “missing person” report for his missing wife: Husband: “I lost my wife, …

A dog gets lost into a jungle A lion sees this from a distance and says with caution “this guy looks edible, never seen…

A woman brought a very limp duck in to a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his s…

Obviously, all of the heads of government and religious leaders want to speak to the aliens so they set up a meeting wi…

“I can’t speak to my wife directly as she might find it offensive, given our old age” he says to the doc. “There’s a si…

This fisherman goes to the river to check an illegal fish trap that he owns. He looks around to make sure there are no …

A man was annoyed when his wife told him that a car had backed into hers, damaging the front bumper, and that she hadn’…

A man walks into a hamburger shop and orders a regular meal. Later, the waitress brings his meal to him. He takes a bit…

A couple walked into a cheap looking restaurant. As they were about to sit down they noticed there were crumbs on the s…

A very elderly couple is celebrating their seventy-fifth wedding anniversary. The man says to his wife, “Dear, there is…

A blonde girl enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman: “I would like to buy a pink curtain that’s th…

A farmer’s wife is in bed when all of a sudden her drunk husband burst through the door with a sheep under his arm He l…

Dracula wanted to know which of his bats was the best. So, he organised a competition, simply the bat that would drink …