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A man enters a barbershop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a cl…

A wealthy man died and went to heaven. He was met at the Pearly Gates by Saint Peter who led him down the streets of go…

The following is an actual question given on a University of Arizona chemistry midterm, and an actual answer turned in …

A politician dies and ends up standing in front of the pearly gates. Saint Peter looks at him for a second, flicks thro…

A husband and wife were driving down a country lane on their way to visit some friends. They came to a muddy patch in t…

A man passes out while swimming in a river. A group of people surround the riverbank where the young man was floating. …

Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging about their fathers. The first boy says, “My dad scribbles a few words on a p…