Olivia, a newly-wed and romantic at heart, decided one day that she’d send her husband Simon a text while she was at work.
She texted:
If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you are laughing, send me your smile.
If you are eating, send me a bite.
If you are drinking, send me a sip.
If you are crying, send me your tears.
I love you.
Simon, being a no-nonsense sort of guy, texted back:
I’m on the toilet.
Please advise.
