The lady at the counter says


A man walks into a doctor’s office and says, “I have a problem with my tool!”

The lady at the counter says, “Sir, we do not say words like that at the doctors office! Now leave and come back and replace “weapon” with some other body part like “Ear.”

The man does as he’s told and comes back in and says, “I have a problem with my ear.”

The lady the says, “What is that?”

To which the man replied, “I can’t piss out of it!”