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Two buddies are fishing, but they haven’t caught anything all day. Then, another fisherman walks by with a huge load of…

Their conversation is constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical…

He says, “Doc, I want to be castrated.” Doc says, “Look, I don’t know what kind of cult you’re into or what your motive…

Larry’s barn burned down and his wife, Susan, called the insurance company. Susan spoke to the insurance agent and said…

Doug Smith is on his deathbed and knows the end is near. His nurse, his wife, his daughter and 2 sons, are with him. He…

Two young guys appear in court after being arrested for smoking dope. The judge says, “You seem like nice young men, an…

As she takes off her blouse, the doctor notices a red ‘H’ on her chest. “How did you get that mark on your chest?” asks…

The boy said, “Madam, I should be in Grade 4. I am smarter than my sister & she’s in Grade 4”. The Madam had heard …

A census taker walked up to a woman who was sitting on a porch. After introducing himself, he said, “How many children …

A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and order Chicken Surprise. The waiter brings the meal, served in a lidd…

A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor’s office complaining about aches and pains in whichever part of her body …

A man walks into a police station and asks to speak to the burglar who broke into his house the night before. “I’m sorr…

In the piece, there's a long passage of about 20 minutes during which the bass violinists have nothing to do. Rathe…

I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever. I've been a good man to you for 7 yea…

He walked over to the Irish man and tapped him on the shoulder. “Hey, I hear your St. Patrick was a real tosser.” “Oh r…

An Italian workman wants a job, but the foreman won’t hire him until he passes a little math test. Here’s your first qu…

Wife: I have a bag full of used clothing I’d like to donate. Husband: Why not just throw it in the trash? That’s much e…

A young pastor moved to town and decided he would go around and introduce himself to the new congregation. He rang the …

John and David were both patients in a Mental Hospital. One day, while they were walking, they passed the hospital swim…

An elderly woman went to her doctor, complaining about not being able to hear out of one ear. The doctor then took his …