Kelly is standing in front of the Flamingo Bar, merely idly tuning in and out of his surroundings.
Suddenly he sees a driverless car rolling slowly down the street which jolts him into action.
He runs to the car, jumps in, and pulls on the emergency brake with a jerk.
Kelly then gets out and very proudly says to the man approaching him, “I stopped it!”
“I know, you idiot!” exclaims the man exasperated. “I was pushing it!”
Another Joke: At The Bar
A drunkard in a bar saw a man coming in with a duck under his arm and asked,
“What are you doing with the pig?”
The new comer said it was a duck, not a pig.
“I was talking to the duck,not to you,”the drunkard replied.
